Types of Drivers

When you drive on the highway there are those drivers that we just despise to have cross our paths on the road. You know how I mean:

1) Leap-Froggers: These are the folks that pass you in a hurry and then move back to the right lane to just slow down to the point that YOU have to pass then. Then 5 minutes later they whiz by you again, then the cycle begin again. This goes on for a few minutes until you've had enough and just speed until you are out of their sights.

2) Weavers: These are the impatient people of the road. They just have to get to where they are going NOW and no one and no thing will stop them including traffic. They zone from the right lane to the left. But if they are in the left lane and it's going to slow they dart back to the right to pass the car then go back to the left lane. If you aren't fast enough they will pass you even if it means cutting you off in a second.

3) Left-Lane Hoggers: These are the folks that belong in the right lane yet are in the left lane going the speed limit or just below it. Either A) they are old and have dementia and do not realize they in the left lane or B) Are the devil incarnate and just want to make your day as miserable as possible. For these drier lead to our next grouping. One could say they are a subspecies of the Left-Lane Hoggers.

4) Highway Blockers: These are the folks that I swear conspire with their friends before they hit the highway. They star off as being Left-Lane Hoggers then as you are coming up to another car that is in the right lane as you are the distinction arises. Here they don't hurry up and pass the person on the right thus making you wait until they do so you can pass then. But the thing is they DON'T pass them in 5 minutes or 10 minutes but FOREVER. When you think the left lane car is about to pass they slow back down or the right lane car speeds up and they are neck and neck again. At this time you are tempted you just pull to the left lane and just wait out the situation but by then the left lane car has garner a caravan of cars behind then due to their slowness and inability to so.

Without these people driving and traveling would be a more enjoyable ordeal and possible less accidents but alas we are only human.